if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet
I went to the Grand Canyon last week and learned that the first layer of the canyon rock formed 2 billion years ago like holy shit I forget how old the earth is all the time but basically the Grand Canyon is hella old and reminds me that my problems are teeny and short lived.
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh